bam humbug doesn't even scratch the surface

There’s an article in the paper today about how women, on average start holiday shopping earlier than men.


Really? Men procrastinate shopping? I’ll let you in on a little secret….Cause we effin’ hate it!!!

We are bombarded with diamond commercials, and sexy underwear ads. The game doesn’t offer much of a reprieve, as five minutes into an NFL game you are reminded that a truly special gift requires a second mortgage.

Here’s a tip ladies, it’s not a problem that you don’t look like Tyra Banks. The problem is that when I buy you Victoria’s secret stuff that you never wear, I feel even worse about our so-called relationship. So while every kiss may indeed begin with K, and a big bow on a Lexus is irresistible (thought I’ve never understood how a spouse can really give a car, isn’t it our money?) The fact is most of us guys are just hoping to get to new year’s day without drowning in debt or blowing our brains out.

So you’ll forgive me if I start shopping on December 24th, and drink to forget on New year’s eve.


Lastly I know I’m not Brad Pitt, but I am in the gym nearly everyday working on it. So maybe next year I’ll finally get my Lexus.